Please welcome Emily to the mega-nets, everyone.
(Okay, she’s been around for a while. But everyone needs a baker for a friend. And a butcher–less so a candlestick-maker, at least at this point in time.)
Month: March, 2009
Hey Scott. You are fucked.
“Asians who get red in the face when they drink too much alcohol have a higher risk of getting cancer of the esophagus, US and Japanese researchers said yesterday.”
“Red-faced Asian drinkers at esophageal cancer risk” (Shanghai Times, HT @rss301)
America!
Friends ftw:
Emily: i actually had mac and cheese for breakfast!
Emily: breakfast of champions
Emily: which actually sounds really gross right now
Emily: but it did not when i woke up and had a slight hang over
Me: hahahahaa
Emily: didyou get that bbc article i sent you? [about a British teenager who painted a 60-foot penis on top of his parents' £1 million mansion]
Tugboat Finishing School for Girls.
I hated Kenley. Fuck, everyone did. So get ready for some world-class schadenfreude:
“Project Runway” finalist Kenley Collins was arrested today after assaulting her fiance with their cat, authorities said today.
[...]
According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head.She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911.
“You’re lucky, it could have been worse,” Collins told Penley after the blow, according to sources.
It’s been a bit tumultuous in the Penley-Kenley household, too:
Neighbors said the couple had been fighting for weeks.
“Lately there has been a lot of yelling,” neighbor Ken Edge, 31, said. “I can hear Kenley much louder than I can hear Zak. When she speaks, she yells. Since she moved in around September there have been a lot of noise problems.”
I feel for the guy, even if he was dumb enough to start dating someone so obviously batshit. And the cherry on top is that she still refuses to take responsibility for anything she does:
“It was a miscommunication,” Collins told The Post after getting released without bail from Brooklyn Supreme Court yesterday morning.
“Fights happen, And that’s that. There is no case.”
Thanks for brightening my day, Jim (@Class_Act)!
Tangent: What the fuck, NYPost? Did you fire your entire copy editing staff?