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Jan 11
“Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.”
- I want a print-quality version of the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness [Update: The Internet provides!]. NBC, get on it–you owe us for Outsourced. I only saw the pilot, but it was one of the worst half-hours of my life. So naturally, the show’s a hit.
- I also loved An Idiot Abroad, Ricky Gervais’ “travelogue” re-airing on the Science Channel (From the article’s comments: apparently, the Science version is sanitized. I’d suggest finding the original Sky1 version.). The show sends The Ricky Gervais Show‘s Karl Pilkington to the New Seven Wonders of the World, taking Gervaisian care to make him miserable. The deleted scenes are also worth checking out.
- I also want one of these Zzz records tees.
- Flava Flav: still fucking retarded, via @bengmark.
- The story of the Soloflex exercise machine involves time in a Colombian prison, assassins, and “the largest load of pot in history.”
- The largest camera obscura ever (probably), via Giz.
01
Dec 10
That’s what New Glarus Brewing co-owner Deb Carey calls Chicago, before explaining:
New Glarus pulled out, Ms. Carey says, because it didn’t want to participate in illegal business practices such as giving away beer to get bars to carry its products.
Ms. Carey says Illinoisans constantly are urging her to sell her Spotted Cow ale here again, but she’s not interested. “Everyone has a hand out and everyone wants some cash, (free) beer or a discount,” she says. “As far as I’m concerned, it’s not worth the graft and hassle.”
Ha ha, whores and pulling out. More seriously, the article’s a good look at pay-to-play corruption in the Chicago bar scene, where giants like Anheuser-Busch InBev and MillerCoors (an affiliate of SABMiller PLC!) pay “$10,000 per handle for only six months.”
Also, read the article’s comments, which clarify some things chopped due to space constraints.
Via Beer in Baltimore.