A small part of a full body.

I retweeted this a while ago, but for a headline like “Naked scanner reveals airport screener’s tiny penis, sparks fist-fight with fellow officers” (NSFW stock art; original story has SFW sad-sack mug shot), I’ll leave no stone unturned. Also, it’s a slightly misleading hed–the small-membered officer actually beat the crap out of a coworker with a telescoping metal baton.

…But full body scanners are foolproof!

HT: @Boing Boing

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