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Jan 09

Good thing part of my admissions essay was about ultimate frisbee.

The Daily Beast has a good story about the college admission process, and it’s pretty funny–turns out I accidentally made a decent applicant, even independent of being “underrepresented” (left-handed Korean-American adoptee in the midwest).

Some middle-tier schools will reject top applicants, too. Kids that should have no trouble getting in. But the admissions officer’s attitude is, ‘Oh, he just applied here as a safety. He’ll never come.’
Former admissions officer, Ivy League university

One year I had a student with a near-perfect SAT score and straight A’s. I’d originally put him in the submitted pile, but then we had to reduce the list. I reread his essays and frankly, they were just a little more boring than the other kids. So I cut him.
Former admissions officer at elite, small liberal arts college in the Northeast, age 25

We were always looking for candidates from underrepresented groups. So if you are just a typical white girl from New Jersey and your application didn’t pass muster, it was relegated to the reject pile without a second thought. With a minority kid with the same stats, you just can’t do that. They always warrant a second or even third look.
–Former admissions officer, elite, small liberal arts college in Massachusetts

There’s an expression in admissions circles: the thicker the file, the thicker the kid.
Current admissions officer, Ivy League university

Of course, there’s a bit of discretion involved in making decisions:

One night, I got food poisoning at a restaurant in Buffalo. The next day, I rejected all the Buffalo applications. I couldn’t stomach reading them.

If the [Pittsburgh] Steelers lost a game and I read your file the next morning, chances were you weren’t getting in.

Athletes’ applications at most schools go through a special committee. [...] That way the coach can push for the people he really wants and make sure they get a spot.

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4 Responses to “Good thing part of my admissions essay was about ultimate frisbee.”

  1. Steven Says:

    I’m not super surprised by these, but it is pretty disheartening.
    That said, I always check the “Asian/Pacific Islander” box.

  2. caroline Says:

    hahaha man. thank god i’m a female, because otherwise i’d be up shit creek completely.

    i think my beloit essay was a recycled one from knox’s application.

    also, working in beloit admissions was eye-opening, but not in the creepy ways described in the second set of excerpts.

  3. martin Says:

    I always suspected the last one (see: Grazia, Paul).

  4. Scotty Poo Poo Says:

    haha

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