Researchers at Johns Hopkins are looking for volunteers with a present or past cancer diagnosis for a “scientific study of self-exploration and personal meaning,” which will involve taking psilocybin, the hallucinogen found in psychotropic mushrooms. If you’re 21-70, have cancer and are “feeling down about [it],” form a line to the right.

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1. At least they didn’t rip her a new one.
2. Hey Scott. You are fucked.
3. Easy credit.