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Feb 09Quit being a dick, Ray-Ray.
Apparently Ray Lewis is pissy about…something…and doesn’t want to re-sign with Baltimore, according to Adam Schefter. Maybe they wouldn’t let him keep knives in his socks anymore. More likely, he feels disrespected, since the teams supposedly interested in his “stability and leadership” (primarily the Jets and Cowboys) aren’t calling. He’s supposedly going to take a few days off to “gameplan.”
What’s the problem here, Ray? Is $8 million a year not enough for you? Are you angry that no one wants to pay a 33-year-old linebacker $10 million a year for three years? Hey, here’s something to gameplan for: if Jerry Jones, Al Davis and Dan Snyder won’t overpay you, no one will. Get over it. Man the fuck up, finish your career in our glorious rusting metropolis, then retire at 36 with millions of dollars, (at least one) Super Bowl ring and a sure spot in the Hall of Fame.
Also, please don’t stab me.