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“Little children and pregnant women should not watch.”

Via Kottke.

Oh, God.

Here, kitty kitty kitty.

I personally like cats, but this is definitely something all designers want to do from time to time:

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone… possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out “Shannon, where are you?”

Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.
[...]


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.

Via Andrew Sullivan

Linkwad and an update.

  1. Johannes Mehserle wrote a public letter of apology. TNC (and I) would rather not have to worry about the police.
  2. World War 2: Worst. War. Ever. (Via @MattYglesias)
  3. A solar charger that doesn’t suck.
  4. Double Rainbow Guy interviewed by Fast Company, of all things. Videogum has the man-boob-free highlights: “I’ve been thinking about this a lot. Last night I went to an Indian sweat and I prayed really hard about this. When I shot the video, I was not high at all, I was not having sex, and I was not hiking, as a lot of people assume. This is my land that I bought in 1988. Wait, what was the question?”

Turns out Kill Hannah is opening for the Smashing Pumpkins tonight on the “Bands I should have seen in 1996 tour.” Here’s “Kennedy.”

Updated: Apparently that AIDS breakthrough isn’t a cure after all.

Linkwad.

The “mostly-Nevada” edition.

  1. Reno 911 has nothing on Pahrump, NV. (via @AnnieLowrey)
  2. Noted wingnut Sharron Angle wants to keep her lunatic history under wraps. Bonus points for guessing her legal reasoning.
  3. Woman has won the lottery four times, provides inspiration for others with phenomenally poor grasp of odds who continue to buy lottery tickets.
  4. It’s fucking hot out.