Linkwad.

“Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.”

1. I want a print-quality version of the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness [Update: The Internet provides!]. NBC, get on it–you owe us for Outsourced. I only saw the pilot, but it was one of the worst half-hours of my life. So naturally, the show’s a hit.
2. I also loved An Idiot Abroad, Ricky Gervais’ “travelogue” re-airing on the Science Channel (From the article’s comments: apparently, the Science version is sanitized. I’d suggest finding the original Sky1 version.). The show sends The Ricky Gervais Show‘s Karl Pilkington to the New Seven Wonders of the World, taking Gervaisian care to make him miserable. The deleted scenes are also worth checking out.
3. I also want one of these Zzz records tees.
4. Flava Flav: still fucking retarded, via @bengmark.
5. The story of the Soloflex exercise machine involves time in a Colombian prison, assassins, and “the largest load of pot in history.”
6. The largest camera obscura ever (probably), via Giz.

Linkwad (updated).

“Gifts for nerds” edition:

1. Update: Fourth Amendment underwear (via Dave Weigel).
2. Update: An awesome micro-cassette lamp. Too bad it’s $1,200 (via Giz).
3. The Icon notebook.
4. A cool and clever coffee and espresso maker from the inventor of the Aerobie (via BB).
5. Update: For Android users, DoubleTwist and AirSync. Syncs your media with your Android painlessly over WiFi (video might take a while, though it’s worth it for Breaking Bad in 720p). DoubleTwist is free, and right now, AirSync only costs $.99. I gave up on DoubleTwist before, but it’s much less buggy now.
6. A Nexus S, complete with Android 2.3 Gingerbread and credit card-replacing near-field communication chip.
7. OR an iPad.
8. F-stop bracelets.
9. A Bluetooth boombox (via PSFK).
10. An unpowered iPhone amplifier in white phonograph (via Giz) or wood (via Giz, again).
11. A 2TB external hard drive (via Steve).

Glasses.

Morrison or Digby? (click through for pics)

Vote away!

Linkwad.

1. A nice profile of Jon Stewart: “Of course, I’m fucking idiotic.”
2. The history of polka dots and patterns; stripes were once the mark of “outcasts or reprobates, from the Jew and the heretic to the clown and the juggler, and including not only the leper, the hangman and the prostitute but also the disloyal knight of the Round Table, the madman of the Book of Psalms, and the character of Judas.”
3. Military rations from around the world. Via Matt Yglesias, I think, but I can’t find the link now.
4. If you haven’t seen 100 cats loose in an Ikea, you should click this. Via Ed.
5. Mark Zuckerberg may be a dick, but I hear the movie’s pretty good.
6. CAPS LOCK FOREVER.

Linkwad.

I often hold onto links I intend to blog about, but there are always a few that I don’t get to and are a bit stale.

1. Most Political Action Committees, or PACs, spend over 60% of the money they raise to party with lobbyists and raise more money.
2. People don’t mind being unemployed as much if they have unemployed friends (This isn’t surprising–you see it with obesity, too). However, this makes them less likely to look for another job (or attempt to lose weight).
3. John McIntyre, whom I perpetually confuse with John McEnroe, is back at the Sun: “‘My father,’ she said, looking me up and down, ‘wore a seersucker suit and a boater in the summertime too.’ [Pause.] ‘Of course, he was born in 1898.’”
4. I just started re-watching Breaking Bad, with hopes of getting caught up before the season ends, so here’s an interview with series creator Vince Gilligan. On main character Walter White: “A guy who would…become a criminal—perhaps has more on his mind than simply making money for his family.”
5. A theory of why it’s good to be a single man in DC.